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- We interviewed Google’s AI Mode, posing a series of random questions.
- AI answered questions about Akron, ranging from its sex appeal to the likelihood of Godzilla attacking.
- Was AI accurate in its answers? You be the judge.
Don’t you feel bad for guys named Al? Suddenly their name looks like the abbreviation for artificial intelligence.
AI seems to be everywhere these days.
I read somewhere that media companies plan to embrace AI technology to “realize efficiencies” in news coverage. I’m not sure what that will entail, but I’d better bone up on AI before someone realizes my inefficiencies.
Today, we present an exclusive interview with AI — and I don’t mean some guy named Albert, Alex or Alvin. I posed a series of random, silly and juvenile questions in Google’s AI Mode to see what answers it might generate.
The responses amused, surprised and kind of frightened me. I worry that there will be a lot of efficiencies realized before much longer.
Here is how artificial intelligence replied to my questions:
Is Akron sexy?
The word “sexy” is subjective and depends on individual preferences. Akron, Ohio, is generally not considered a traditionally “sexy” city, but it does have its own unique appeal and positive attributes. It offers a small-town feel with access to big city amenities, affordable living, and a growing arts and culture scene.
Will Taylor Swift move to Akron?
It’s unlikely Taylor Swift will move to Akron. While she has been spotted in the Northeast Ohio area, dining at a restaurant in Chagrin Falls with Travis Kelce, this doesn’t indicate a move to Akron specifically.
Reports suggest that she and Travis Kelce have been looking at properties in Cleveland’s Eastside suburbs. These suburbs, like Chagrin Falls, where she was seen, are known for their affluent properties and privacy, which would be desirable for a high-profile couple like them.
What’s that smell in Akron?
The “smell in Akron” that residents have been noticing recently is likely due to either a corpse flower blooming at Stan Hywet Hall and Gardens or unpleasant-smelling water caused by algae blooms in the reservoir.
Is there chronic flatulence in Akron?
Yes, chronic flatulence can be a problem in Akron, Ohio, as it can be anywhere.
Is cannibalism illegal in Akron?
While the state of Ohio, where Akron is located, does not have a specific law explicitly banning the act of cannibalism itself, it has other laws that would effectively make the practice illegal.
Is Godzilla a threat in Akron?
It seems you’re referring to Godzilla, the fictional giant monster, in a humorous way. In reality, Godzilla is not a threat to Akron, Ohio. However, if you’re interested in the fictional Godzilla universe, some sources playfully suggest reasons why Godzilla might avoid Ohio, like being “a coastal elite” or simply not wanting to go there.
Is it OK to park on the devil strip in Akron?
No, it is generally not okay to park on the devil strip in Akron. The devil strip, also known as the treelawn or curb strip, is the area between the sidewalk and the street, and it’s typically prohibited to park there.
Is Akron for lovers?
Yes, Akron is sometimes referred to as “Akron is for lovers” and is considered a romantic place. A dating website even ranked Akron as the #1 city in Ohio for moving for love. Akron offers a friendly atmosphere, rich history, and cultural diversity, making it appealing for couples. Some dating articles suggest that couples can enjoy outdoor adventures, explore the arts and music scene, and participate in community events.
Does Canton hate Akron?
No, there’s no widespread evidence to suggest that people in Canton, Ohio, universally hate Akron, or vice versa. While friendly rivalry and occasional lighthearted banter might exist between the two cities, particularly in sports, it’s not indicative of genuine animosity. Both cities are located in Northeastern Ohio, about 24 miles apart, and share some cultural and historical ties.
Is it OK to fill a blimp with hydrogen?
While it is technically possible to fill a blimp with hydrogen, it is generally not recommended and often prohibited due to its high flammability and the risk of explosion, as demonstrated by the Hindenburg disaster.
Will construction ever end in Akron?
While it might feel like construction in Akron never ends, it’s not permanent. The Ohio Department of Transportation (ODOT) has several major projects underway, with some scheduled to wrap up in 2025, like the I-76/I-77/State Route 8 Akron Beltway reconstruction. Other projects, like the SR 8 bridge replacement, are expected to continue longer, with an estimated completion date of June 2028.
What is LeBron James’ favorite food?
LeBron James’ favorite food is Italian food, specifically pizza, and he enjoys it with a whopping 16 toppings, according to a YouTube video from a food review channel. In the past, he’s also mentioned a love for fish tacos, especially on Tuesdays, which he famously dubbed “Taco Tuesday.” While his diet is generally healthy and includes things like grilled chicken, fruits, and vegetables, he also enjoys treats like Fruity Pebbles cereal and Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Is it true that Akron tastes like bubble gum?
There’s a rumor circulating online that Akron, Ohio, smells like bubble gum. This rumor is similar to the urban legend that Bubble Yum gum’s soft texture was attributed to spider eggs. The rumor about Bubble Yum was debunked by the manufacturer, and it’s highly unlikely that Akron itself would taste or smell like bubble gum.
Will Akron declare war on Stow?
The notion of Akron “declaring war” on Stow appears to be based on a misunderstanding or a figurative expression. Akron and Stow are neighboring cities in Summit County, Ohio. While there can be local political differences or competition between cities, it’s highly unlikely that this would escalate to a declaration of war in any literal sense. One recent search result refers to a past situation where there was tension along the US-Canadian border and an Akron lawyer wanted to “grab the sword” and liberate Canada, but the Canadians did not want to be liberated.
When will Lake Erie swallow Akron?
Lake Erie will not swallow Akron. Akron is significantly inland and at a higher elevation than Lake Erie. The lake’s water levels fluctuate, but it will not expand to engulf a city located so far away.
Who is the weirdest dude in Akron?
Based on anecdotal evidence from Reddit users, one of the most talked-about “weird” or eccentric individuals in Akron, Ohio, is a man described as:
∎ Tall, white, with long hair and a beard.
∎ Frequently seen walking briskly on major roads, carrying an umbrella, day and night.
∎ Generally keeps to himself.
Is disco still popular in Akron?
While not widely popular in the same way it was in the 70s, disco music still exists and can be found in certain venues and events in Akron, Ohio. You can find disco bands for hire and even some venues that may have disco nights or feature disco music.
Does Akron have a favorite marsupial?
Zippy the Kangaroo, the female mascot for the University of Akron, is the city’s unofficial favorite marsupial. The kangaroo mascot is a widely recognized and celebrated figure throughout the Akron community.
Which bear is best?
The “best” bear is subjective and depends on the criteria used for evaluation. If “best” refers to adaptability, the American black bear is often cited as excelling due to its ability to live in various habitats, including areas close to humans, and its diverse diet. If “best” refers to strength and dominance, the grizzly bear or polar bear are often considered the strongest. Ultimately, the “best” bear is a matter of opinion and what one values most in a bear.
How many Akron residents does it take to change a light bulb?
This is a classic setup for a joke, and there are likely many versions floating around. Here are a couple of popular ones that play on common stereotypes or local knowledge:
“Five: One to change the lightbulb and four to lean on their shovels and watch.” This is a variation of a joke often told about council workers or others perceived to be lazy.
A variation poking fun at bureaucracy: “Five: One to change the lightbulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.”
It’s important to remember that these are just jokes and shouldn’t be taken seriously or as an insult to Akron residents.
How old is Mark J. Price?
Mark J. Price’s age is not publicly disclosed in the search results. However, a column he wrote for the Akron Beacon Journal provides some context about his age based on his personal recollections. In the column, he reminisces about the Akron rubber companies, potholes on the North Hill Viaduct, the grated surface of the High Level Bridge, and early television broadcasts. While we can infer that Mark J. Price is likely older based on these memories, his specific birth date is not available in the search results.
Who is the most famous guy named Al from Akron?
Based on public recognition, no individual named “Al” from Akron, Ohio, is considered widely famous on a national or global scale.
Mark J. Price can be reached at mprice@thebeaconjournal.com
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